Ward Churchill (mp3)

1min 10 sec

(to the tune of Hank Williams' "Kaw Liga")

Ward Churchill has a murky past, he claims he's Cherokee
But if he is an Indian then so are you and me

Ward Churchill...
Governor Owens wants you outta here
Plus you look like an old woman pioneer

Poor Ward Churchill his peace sign is a fist
All the CU Regents are saying 'class dismissed'
Is it any wonder why everyone is pissed
Ward Churchill if you leave you won't be missed

He wandered off the reservation when he called those victims names
He says he is a native but he can't back up his claims

Ward Churchill...
Can't get it through his white man skull
Real scholars find his writing pretty dull
( - sound bite of WC from PB show)

Counterfeit Indian (mp3)

1min 03 sec

(to the tune of Paul Revere & the Raiders' 'Indian Reservation')

He bought dark glasses and a headband
And then he called himself a red man
Been preaching hatred all this time
The CU regents must be blind

Counterfeit Indian
From the Wanabe tribe
His feathers phony
He lives a lie

Let's let Ward Churchill have his say
Ignore him and he'll go away
...go away...go away...