PLEASE COME TO DENVER (AMIGO)
With Apologies to Dave Loggins' "Please Come to Boston (She said no)"

Please come to Denver, said the Mayor
Get a Matricula card, and you'll be good to go

You'll find lots of work in Colorado
From El Centro to the Home Depot too

Please come to Denver, Amigo
To Hell with Tom Tancredo

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Denver is your kind of town
Sanctuary lets you move around
You've got more rights than a tax-paying citizen
I'm the number one fan of illegal aliens!

Please come to Denver, let me help you
The papers you need are all easy to get and we never check

If the cops should catch you, they'll release you
Just remember John Hickenlooper loves you

Please come to Denver, be a sport
'Cause I am one dishwasher short

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Denver is your kind of town
Drop an anchor baby, settle down
Free health care and free schools for all Mexicans

I'm the Number one fan of illegal aliens.