Writin' 'bout
the city, it's Mike and Diane
Bashin' Tancredo - writin' all the crap that they can
Mike was the kid, who got beat up in school
Diane was the girl, who was never too cool
Oh yeah,
makes me yawn
Interchangeable columnists
Imagination gone
They go puttin'
down, talk radio
Newspapers are dyin' while the listeners grow
They say you're racist, hate Hispanics and Blacks
And Litwin's column gets sent to the back
Isn't it
a pity - Mike and Diane
Denver dinosaurs, hangin' on as long as they can