Out in a town called Boulder Colorado
There was a public librarian there
She thought the American flag was insulting
But hanging penises so debonair

Young people gawked and asked their mothers questions
About the artwork called hung out to dry
Hanging a flag is no longer objective
21 Penises though are all right

Then Peter Boyles got wind of the case
Media followed in stride---
A public employee thinks that our flag is offensive
Only in Boulder could she survive

So in anger
El Dildo Bandido felt he should take action
The situation had come to a head
He took the penises down from the display
Left an American flag instead

El Dildo Bandido is proud of his country
Proud of the freedom of speech that we share
But genetalia found hanging in public
Is out of place when the children are there

He staged a daring escape from the place
Out by the Canyon side---
Penises jangling he jumped into his car
Headed for Heatherwood where he resides

And the artist's
A psychology student who¹s seeking some answers
Maybe she¹ll find out why her art is sick

Then when the Boulder police did arrest him
El Dildo Bandido gladly confessed
Boulder Police had fin'ly found a suspect
Mainly because he gave them his address

Boulder's a place where even a nut case
Can be elected the Mayor---
But if you try to apply common sense
Buddy you don¹t have a chance or a prayer

And for now Bandido
Has been arrested and faces a court date
For his brave actions a veteran is tried
We should let Boulder officials hear our voice
Let them know that we are all on his side.