Ahhh...look at all the dangling dildos
Ahhh...look at all the dangling dildos

Marcelee Gralapp
She caused a big flap when she refused to fly the flag
She's such a drag

Ben Nighthorse-Campbell
Wrote her a letter requesting that she change her mind
She still declined

All the dangling dildos
Anatomically correct
All the dangling dildos
Multicolored and erect

Changes her story
Now says the flag is too big to be hung in this place
With a straight face

Republic of Boulder
They support free speech if they agree with what you say
(Other)wise no way

What must she be thinking?
Well one thing leaves no doubt
(As) library director
It's time to check her out

Ahhh...look at all the dangling dildos
Ahhh...look at all the dangling dildos

Then Tom Tancredo
Drafted a bill that he knows won't see the light of day
But what the hey?

Marcelee Gralapp
Tries to defend her unpatriotic stance today
Please go away.

All the dangling dildos
Anatomically correct
All the dangling dildos
Multicolored and erect