Do you love oldies? Do you think Boulder, Colorado is strange? Do you feel the behavior of John and Patsy Ramsey has been a little odd this past couple of years? How about the behavior of the police -- has this been a normal investigation by anyone's measure?

All this speculation can be taxing. So . . . we dance. You will want to have your browser configured with the latest RealAudio player. If not, and you feel this kind of mockery is beneath contempt, don't click on anything.

Thanks to Randall Gaz for the HTTP streaming tip.

NARROW-BAND (28.8) RealPlayer 3.0 BROADBAND (T1) RealPlayer 5.0 GRAND JURY, THE RAMSEYS BIG BAD JOHN (RAMSEY) ONLY IN BOULDER (HANG DOWN YOUR HEAD) TOM KOBY WEREWOLF OF BOULDER FOR WHAT IT'S (NOT) WORTH THE BALLAD OF JOHN AND PATSY THE (RANSOM) LETTER ACT NATURALLY FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES SEARCHED THE HOMES TAKE THIS BADGE AND SHOVE IT ALWAYS PATSY RAMSEY GRAND JURY, THE RAMSEYS BIG BAD JOHN (RAMSEY) ONLY IN BOULDER (HANG DOWN YOUR HEAD) TOM KOBY WEREWOLF OF BOULDER FOR WHAT IT'S (NOT) WORTH THE BALLAD OF JOHN AND PATSY THE (RANSOM) LETTER ACT NATURALLY FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES SEARCHED THE HOMES TAKE THIS BADGE AND SHOVE IT ALWAYS PATSY RAMSEY

These songs are not meant to belittle the tragedy in any way. They are "audio letters to the editor" which Mr. Boyles has seen fit to share with his audience from time to time on 630 KHOW AM Radio.

Recorded on old beat-up consumer analog gear with old beat-up instruments by an old beat-up hippie Don Wrege, (who also wrote the parody lyrics, played all the parts and sung the vocals) thank you very much. Nothing's for sale, deepest apologies to the original composers and please don't sue me.

Once you're set up for RealAudio these files should spawn a viewer automatically.

 

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